Sunday, July 13, 2008

Burn Baby Burn!

Before I begin today's pre-post, I'd like to clarify any confusions and some misunderstandings that may have been caused by our last post “Scene 44: Kill Jerk Vol. 2 / Take 1.” Please dont get me wrong, believe me, I too, am all for making money online, somehow with this site/blog, if it ever gets off the ground.

Making money through this site/blog is actually one of our goals, and we at OrangeDerange.com shouldn't really be poking fun at the MMO (Making Money Online) sites especially since a lot of them are painstakingly put together with great effort bringing quality and beautiful content, and a lot them do really have a wealth of useful and practical information. I definitely have learned a lot, and am learning a tremendous amount from them. And we do visit for ourselves and appreciate many of these sites, and have favorited quite a few of them at our place on Entrecard.(What's adsense btw?)

Okay, now that we've got that out of the way, I want to talk about eye glasses now. Prescriptions eye glasses, bifocals, sunglasses, frames, etc, etc, etc. Because it seems this past week in the blogosphere everyone is talking about them, posting about them in their blogs, blog after blog after blog. I'm trying to remember that one particular brand being promoted as I write this entry (offline in a cafe with no wifi my goodness). I think it was Jenni Opticals or Zunni Opticals? I can't remember the brand, but it's all the rage now!

And all this week instead of trying to come up with some more content and prepare for our launch, all this week all I really been obsessing about has been eye glasses. More specifically sunglasses. Sunglasses because summer is finally here, and I especially need a pair.

And so feeling extremely left out, I too am jumping in on the bandwagon and promoting eye wear from Jenni Opticals, or Zunni Opticals. Stylish sunglasses, ooh la la!

Here is me Ms. Orange Derange in a very stylish Jenni Optical sunglasses:
I think they look fabulous! Don't you?

Well maybe not. I'm still looking for a pair that'll suit my roundish face. Well anyway, I do know who would look fabulous in a pair of sunglasses from Zunni Opticals, and that is the very talented David Caruso, who plays Horatio Caine in one of my favorite TV shows CSI Miami.

Horatio Caine is definitely one character who has become one and synonymous with a pair of sunglasses. When I think of sunglasses, Horatio Caine always comes to mind.

Here he is showing off a pair of Jenni Opticals Miami style sunglasses:

I just love this show CSI Miami. The show really shows off the vibrant and colorful city that is Miami. I could just watch the show for this but I also love David Caruso, and his character Horatio Caine, with his one liners and the deliberate way he moves about, the way he stands to side and tilts his head and makes direct eye contact to talk to someone, the way he slides on and slides off and slides back on his sunglasses. Too cool. Very manly.

Very manly. I don't think there is another actor out there in TV land that plays such a manly character, and I think that's why a lot of guys hate him with perhaps a jealous passion? I'm not so sure why, but this type of character is definitely a losing breed. What do you think?

Well anyway, I do have one caveat about Horatio Caine. After six seasons of CSI Miami, chasing bad guys/gals all around this city of Miami, after six years under the Miami sun one would think that he'd have some color by now. Six seasons, six years working long days and Horatio Caine is still so pale! I don't know how this could be! He sticks out like a sore thumb in the city of Miami.

So I've made for some special arrangements for Horatio to visit a tanning salon out near the Miami area, all expenses paid to be pampered by the staff to get him some beautiful and healthy color to his ghostly skin. And I think it worked! and I think you'll like the new look.


So now I introduce you the new Horatio Caine sporting a new pair of Jenni or Zunni or whatever Opticals sunglasses with 100% UV protection (please press the play button):

p.s. Horatio has some of the nicest baby blue eyes.

24 comments:

SolReka said...

Ms. Orange Derange is looking mighty fine donning those sexy sunglasses.

Why, if I were a lemon, I'd... yummy lol

Cheers
SolReka
Brighter Energy Solutions

Sara said...

Photos have recently surfaced of the fugitive Austrian woman charged with stalking and threatening to murder David Caruso. Her name is Heidi and she fled Austria to avoid prosecution in April 2008. She is thought to be in hiding in the Tijuana Mexico area. For photos and more info on this very dangerous situation for Caruso and his family [Heidi threatened to murder his daughter as well as the mother of two of his children ] see:

http://thestalkerchronicles.blogspot.com/2008/07/david-caruso-tijuana-mexico-se-busca.html

~Static~ said...

What you need are those Blu Blocker Sunglasses they advertise on tv, y'know they are like twice the size of your head...

Ms. Orange Derange said...

@SolReka Danke Schon!!! LOL!

@Sara this is pretty messed up. CSI Miami is like David Caruso's "second chance." And he seems like the nicest guy in the world too, cherishing every fan that he has now. I hope they catch that women soon. Thank you for the link.

@Static the lens on the blu blocker are orange! I might have to give these a try! LOL!

Thank you all for visiting and commenting!

Cole said...

Sara get off the net and back to our padded cell.

Sara said...

Please check your traffic stats. "Cole" is one of the many pseudonyms used by Caruso's stalker. You should have a hit from Tijuana, Mexico i.p. address 200.79.137.148 unless she got on another one of her many proxy servers.

Sorry she showed up here. She pulls this on every blog whenever someone mentions David Caruso's.
Sara

Ms. Orange Derange said...

OMG!!!!! Now I got two stalkers!!!! Are both you armed and dangerous?

Sara said...

No, Ms. Orange Derange, you only have one stalker here but the stalker, Heidi Schnitzer, will use multiple pseudonyms to promote a ruse. I have listed in the sidebar of my blog the more heavily used pseudonyms. Like I said before, your traffic stats will tell you which one she is.

And she'll be back to post another nasty comment and attack me. Please feel free to send me a pm at stalker.hunter@hotmail.com. I will gladly fill you in on many more details about the crazed Caruso stalker.

Ms. Orange Derange said...

@Sara Good idea! Let's not give her anymore reason to attack you, and I'll private message instead you more details on this.

Thank you again for coming and commenting!

Tim Appleton (Applehead) said...

I watch CSI Miami just to hear H say his line before the Who screams... Did you notice he says a one liner before every commercial break...?

~Static~ said...

@Ms. Orange Derange - well it was either pick a pair of Blu Blockers or smear a thick layer of motor oil across your eyes in my opinion...

Ms. Orange Derange said...

@~Static~ sigh. problem. i have no nose. and the eyes, well...

@Tim Appleton I did notice the one liner right before comercial or a scene, and he always has to escape out of frame. I love it!

I just wanted to share this youtube vid, Horatio Caine impression by the cast of CSI Miami:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ul8gZIGZbdc

Enjoy!

Thank you again for visiting and commenting!

mjsterling said...

I love the show and I like Horatio Caine..but the video you made is very funny..lols.

Ms. Orange Derange said...

@mjsterling I cant wait for the new season. put a lot of effort into the video, future posts should get better :) I want to Thank You so much!

torasham said...

the first thing in my mind when i visit here is, this site is very funky...hehehehe...

Ms. Orange Derange said...

@torasham: Thank you! I hope come again!

Summer said...

Love this cool site! You've done a great job - not just another blog.

Ms. Orange said...

@Summer Thank you and Thank you for visiting! :)

Vixen said...

Sara the nutcase it at it again. Who is nuttier? The stalker or the stalkers stalker?

sarakanne said...

Check your traffic stats. Vixen is a pseudonym for Heidemarie Schnitzer, David Caruso's fugitive Austrian stalker. She's posting out of Mexico:

Domain Name cableonline.com.mx ? (Mexico)
IP Address 201.160.183.24 ? (TELECABLE DE CHIHUAHUA SA DE CV)
ISP TV CABLE S.A. de C.V.
Location
Continent : North America
Country : Mexico (Facts)
State/Region : Baja California
City : Tecate
Lat/Long : 32.5667, -116.6333 (Map)
Language German
de
Operating System Microsoft Windows Vista
Browser Internet Explorer 7.0
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 6.0; SLCC1; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; .NET CLR 3.0.04506)
Javascript version 1.5
Monitor
Resolution : 800 x 600
Color Depth : 32 bits
Time of Visit Oct 13 2008 8:49:25 pm
Last Page View Oct 13 2008 9:00:01 pm
Visit Length 10 minutes 36 seconds
Page Views 7

Ms. O. D. said...

@Vixen @sarakane Thank you guys for visiting, but could you guys stop using my blog to stalk each other, perhaps you two could take your on-going conversations to your own blogs?

anyway, how did you like the video I made?

Sara said...

Not to worry. Vixen aka Heidemarie Schnitzer, David Caruso's stalker, won't be back anytime soon. The Tijuana police nabbed her on Feb. 19 and Interpol will be deporting her to Austria where she will be tried for stalking and threatening to murder three people, including Caruso.

See The Associated Press Article:

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gRkIQH_pxOcD_QdHDXwWGdzMZL_gD96FHSU00

DAllen said...

These so -called stalker hunters are pathetic. Leave the real work (and the reporting of real facts) to the police, and stop hampering their investigations with your drivel. Sounds like a bunch of two year olds on here playing a game.

Sara said...

The David Caruso Stalker trial begins tomorrow in Innsbruck. Heidemarie Schnitzer, who spammed this site earlier using the "Vixen" and "Cole" pseudonyms, is charged with stalking and threatening to murder David Caruso, Greta Caruso and Liza Marquez.

For photos and more info, please visit The Stalker Chronicles.

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